WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?


How many have you tried among the following items?

1. Shoplifting in any department stores, groceries, supermarkets or alike within the last five years
2. Engaging in an outdoor sexual encounter with a total stranger
3. Answering a random but critical call of nature in the middle of nowhere without any sanitary back ups
4. Attending special occasions or important activities not wearing any undies
5. Sticking your booger underneath a table or workstation
6. Repeatedly wearing same underwear for at least three consecutive days
7. Sniffing your own upper, lower, midwest or midsouth body odor
8. Fulfilling sexual fantasies alone in public places like office building's fire exit, friend's house or food chain's washroom
9. Swallowing your own puke
10. Intentionally not paying fare when taking FX or any PUV's
11. Checking your own underboobs to see wether it's wet or dry (or powdery)
12. Giving sexually provocative look to a prospect prior to official introduction
13. Singing aloud in a group of people with wrong lyrics
14. Washing dishes using recycled H2O
15. Sleeping on a stinky bed
16. Refilling containers of branded products with less expensive or local version of the item
17. Taking home free toiletries from a hotel
18. Having forced diet due to financial shortage
19. Growing your hair and claiming that you want to set a trend where in fact you just can't afford a decent haircut
20. Not seeing any flick on a movie house for the last six months
21. Doing window shopping more than twice a week
22. Staying for hours in a well-known coffee shop without ordering but has been freely accessing wi-fi or just playing gadget games
23. Smoking Mark, Champion, Fortune or any less than 1 peso per stick brands of cigarettes
24. Using a so-called "jumper" or a "splitter" to save electric and cable bills respectively
25. Purposely not returning excessive change from a purchased product
26. Making friends to acquire status symbol or financial benefits
27. Not experiencing AirConditioning and electric fan is the only source of ventilation in the household
28. Graduating from a high school which was named after the place where you live, known Philippine Heroes or former Presidents (examples: Tabing Dagat National High School, Mataas na Paaralan ng Sapang Bato, Jose Pidal Science High School and FPJ Experimental High School)
29. Pigging out on a party of a not-so-closed friend with a secretly kept and packed foods to bring home
30. Writing down personal contact numbers on places like mall comfort rooms and on the backseats of public buses to search for possible phonepals, textmates, dates and hook ups.


WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?  No judgment.

15 komento:

  1. Hahaha sikretong malupit walang clue. Natatakot akong malaman nila applicable saken ang tatlumpo. Hahaha.

    TumugonBurahin
  2. almost 50-50 haha. life is a big misadventure :)

    TumugonBurahin
  3. 19. Ngunit opposite naman sa akin. I didn't grow my hair. I shaved it all off kasi mahal shampoo at magastos pagupit.

    By the way, Senyor, what are your numbers?

    TumugonBurahin
  4. i refuse to provided the #'s to these questions without incriminating myself. let's just say i tried 23 out of 30.

    TumugonBurahin
  5. 17, 18, 20, 25, ang dami hihihihi....

    TumugonBurahin
  6. halos kalati na ang nagawa ko.haha!

    mga kalokohan nga naman sa buhay oh. :)

    TumugonBurahin
  7. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16 (Of course!!! Sinong di gumagawa nito?! Lels), 17, 18, 20, 24, 25 (Nagka-extra Php400+ ka, ibabalik mo pa ba? Hahaha), 26 (Confessed USER), 27, 28.

    20/30. Good job, Essa, good job. Hahahaha!

    TumugonBurahin
  8. 1. Shoplifting in any department stores, groceries, supermarkets or alike within the last five years. - oo
    2. Engaging in an outdoor sexual encounter with a total stranger. - once
    3. Answering a random but critical call of nature in the middle of nowhere without any sanitary back ups - maraming beses na
    4. Attending special occasions or important activities not wearing any undies - maraming beses na
    5. Sticking your booger underneath a table or workstation - maraming beses na
    6. Repeatedly wearing same underwear for at least three consecutive days - maraming beses na
    7. Sniffing your own upper, lower, midwest or midsouth body odor - may ilang pagkakataon
    8. Fulfilling sexual fantasies alone in public places like office building's fire exit, friend's house or food chain's washroom - may ilang pagkakataon
    9. Swallowing your own puke - nakareserba pa lang para sa darating na panahon
    10. Intentionally not paying fare when taking FX or any PUV's - pati intentional
    11. Checking your own underboobs to see wether it's wet or dry (or powdery) - not applicable
    12. Giving sexually provocative look to a prospect prior to official introduction - wala
    13. Singing aloud in a group of people with wrong lyrics - maraming beses na
    14. Washing dishes using recycled H2O - maraming beses na
    15. Sleeping on a stinky bed - maraming beses na, pati sa kalye
    16. Refilling containers of branded products with less expensive or local version of the item - may ilang pagkakataon
    17. Taking home free toiletries from a hotel - may ilang pagkakataon
    18. Having forced diet due to financial shortage - 'di naman diet, ayaw na lang ding kumain
    19. Growing your hair and claiming that you want to set a trend where in fact you just can't afford a decent haircut - tamad lang talaga magpagupit minsan
    20. Not seeing any flick on a movie house for the last six months - hindi pwedeng 'di makanood eh
    21. Doing window shopping more than twice a week - wala
    22. Staying for hours in a well-known coffee shop without ordering but has been freely accessing wi-fi or just playing gadget games - hindi ako tumatambay sa mga ganu'n, hindi ko balwarte. mas mabilis pa internet namin sa bahay
    23. Smoking Mark, Champion, Fortune or any less than 1 peso per stick brands of cigarettes - maraming beses na, kahit hanggang sa ngayon
    24. Using a so-called "jumper" or a "splitter" to save electric and cable bills respectively - maraming beses na (tsaka magnet tsaka asukal)
    25. Purposely not returning excessive change from a purchased product - maraming beses na
    26. Making friends to acquire status symbol or financial benefits - may ilang pagkakataon
    27. Not experiencing AirConditioning and electric fan is the only source of ventilation in the household - may ilang pagkakataon
    28. Graduating from a high school which was named after the place where you live, known Philippine Heroes or former Presidents (examples: Tabing Dagat National High School, Mataas na Paaralan ng Sapang Bato, Jose Pidal Science High School and FPJ Experimental High School) - oo
    29. Pigging out on a party of a not-so-closed friend with a secretly kept and packed foods to bring home - palagi
    30. Writing down personal contact numbers on places like mall comfort rooms and on the backseats of public buses to search for possible phonepals, textmates, dates and hook ups. - walang pagkakataon

    - JH

    TumugonBurahin
  9. 12. at mukhang lahat related sa pagka-maralitang taga-lungsod ko, :)

    TumugonBurahin
  10. I tried 8 of the 25 and lets keep it at that. LOL

    TumugonBurahin
  11. 7 ako all in all :)

    syempre na chika ko na sa inyo na ginawa ko ang 9. Swallowing your own puke haha ew :)

    TumugonBurahin

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