BANTAY-SARADO SA SENADO: NANCY BINAY EDITION

Tila may nais patunayan ang ating Yaya Senator Nancy Binay.

Mas magandang 'di hamak kay Doris Bigornia

Maliban sa paghihiwalay ng mga puti at de color, pagliligpit ng mga kinainan, pagpapainit ng tubig at pagsamsam ng mga sinampay bago mabasa ng ulan, may bagong Senate House chores siyang nais ibida.

Out of 39 committees, naitalaga si Madam Nancy bilang Chairman ng Social Justice, Welfare and Rural Development Committee. Kasabay nito, nailatag na rin niya ang mga priority bills para sa kanyang unang termino ngayong 16th Congress. 

Halina't pasadahan natin ang ilan sa mga nais niyang maisabatas...

• The Employers Child Care Centers Act of 2013 -Pwede nang isama sa office ang mga kids! Less work for the Yayas? Havey!
• Parents in Jail Act of 2013 -May Family Day na sa Bilibid? Yey! Havey!
• Special Education Act of 2013 -Ngiti ka... Konti lang! Havey!
• Women’s & Children’s Resource Development & Crisis Assistance Act of 2013 -Paano ang Elders and those with Disability? Weh? Explain mo 'teh!
• The Indigent Children Free Medical and Dental Service Act -Relate much? Havey!
• Firecracker Safety Law -Ayaw maputukan? Weh? Explain mo 'teh!
• Women and Gender Education Act -Hindi pa ba clear? Weh? Explain mo 'teh!
• The Anti-Corporate Punishment Act of 2013 -Wala nang punishments? Fired agad? Weh? Explain mo 'teh!                                                                     

Taray Ooohhh...

• The E-Vaw Law of 2013 -Resbak kung Resbak sa Online Haters? Havey!
• Rest Period for Women Employees -Go Girl Power! Havey!
• Sex Offenders School Access Prohibition Act -May pinanghuhugutan? Havey!
• Philippine Arbitration Commission Act of 2013 -Para saan? Weh? Explain mo 'teh!
• Petroleum Exploration and Development Act -Wow. Push mo 'to para maging prinsesa ka ng krudo. Weh? Explain mo 'teh!
• Sugar Cane Industry Development Act of 2013  -May tubuhan ba sa Makati? Weh? Explain mo 'teh!
• The Food Fortification Act  -ito ba 'yung sa Lucky Me!? Weh? Explain mo 'teh!

See? Kasimbilis ng kanyang pagka-senador ang application ng kanyang mga natutunan sa 5-Day Executive Course on Legislation. Fast learner indeed!

Edibensya...

Sana lang ay hindi suntok sa buwan at maging makatotohanan ang mga nais makamit ni Ate Nancy sa kanyang 6-year OJT sa Senado.

Ganito lang naman kadali ang proseso upang maging batas ang isang bill:

• Filing/Calendaring for First Reading
• First Reading
• Committee Hearings/Report
• Calendaring for Second Reading
• Second Reading
• Voting on Second Reading
• Voting on Third Reading
• At the House of Representatives - follows the same procedures (First Reading, Second Reading and Third Reading)
• Back to the Senate
• Submission to Malacañang -The President either signs it into law, or vetoes and sends it back to the Senate with veto message.

Sincerely, isang malaking gudlak Senator Ma. Lourdes Nancy Binay-Angeles!

Nandito lang kami... We are watching you! 

Ang PDAF pala ay Pork Barrel din at hindi Pedicab Association of the Filipins

TOP 7 Trashy Senatorial Candidates

Lubos ang aking paggalang sa inyong mga opinyon sa kung sinuman ang inyong nais ihalal na mga mambabatas sa House of Senate ngayong darating na national election.

Sino ba naman ako to manipulate your mind, body and soul?

Ituring na lamang ang akdang ito bilang isang babala o isang hinuha ng malikot kong kaisipan. Minsan kasi, politics-politics din 'pag may time!

IN MY OWN OPINION, out of 33 hopefuls, the list of senatorial candidates we should not vote are as follows:

1. Nancy Binay

Wala siyang alam. Kung hindi pa nag-backout si Joey De Venecia, forever siyang alalay at anino ng tatay niyang VP at ng mga kapatid niyang Congressman at Mayor. There's nothing wrong with being alalay or longkatoots pero please lang, it's House of the Senate not House of Nannies. The job is to legislate laws not just to wash dishes or to do the landry. Walang experience sa public office. Walang track record. Popularity lang ang meron pero minana lang din from her last name! 'Pag nanalo siya, I'll change my apelyido to Binay and I will run for President!  

2. Antonio Trillanes

11 million lang naman ang bumoto sa kanya during his first bid to senate. He won. If I didn't vote for him then, no change of heart this time. Aside from I didn't like him leading the Oakwood Mutiny (regardless how pure the intention was), kumusta naman ang pagiging one of the biggest spenders among all senators? Partida pa, kalahati ng term niya, siya ay behind bars. Lupit lang, diba? Who's anti-graft and corruption now? What about practicing what you preach. 

3. Jamby Madrigal

Siya lang naman ang nagpauso ng modern way of vote buying. Have you heard the iPad raffle/contest? The mechanics, just expose any form of corruption you know and let her know through twitter, may chance ka to win. Para-paraan lang... I doubt kung mananalo 'to this time without Juday's endorsement. Lastly, mukha na siyang pagod, try na niya sanang magpahinga.

4. Migz Zubiri

Walang balls. If he's not guilty of cheating during 2007 National Election, why resigned? 

5. Cynthia Villar

In fernez dito kay ate, she had 3-term experience sa congress. She has co-authored laws on protecting the welfare of women, children and family. Bravo! Why am I not voting for her? I just love our nurses. 'Yun lang! Kahit ilang apology letter pa ang isulat niya, sure na ako rito.

6. Mitos Magsaysay

Famous quote from her when we suffered floods after heavy rains: Heaven must  be crying  due to the passing of RH Bill... we have to undo what has been done!" Ayaw niya sa Divorce. Ayaw niya sa same-sex marriage at ayaw niya rin sa Death Penalty. So, ayaw ko rin sa kanya!

7. Jack Enrile

Oh Ehm Gee... Itong si koya, involved lang naman sa not just one or 2 crimes - it's 3! He all denied ang kanyang guilt sa pagkamatay nina Ernest Lucas, Jr., son of a former Philippine Navy chief; businessman Robert Manalad Jr., and celebrity Alfie Anido. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt but not a seat in senate. 

Well, well, well... Pito lang naman ang nasa aking listahan sa ngayon. 

Actually, nahihirapan akong makumpleto ang aking listahan ng aking mga napupusuan. Magkulang man sa 12 ang aking iboboto sa darating na eleksyon, ayos lang. Basta 'wag lang sa mga hindi deserving. 

Kayo? May listahan na ba? Isip-isip din!