tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13360289311740062632024-03-19T15:15:52.502+08:00Kwentong IskwaterSagitsitan, bulung-bulungan at mga may sapak na opinyon sa looban...Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.comBlogger182125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-81756908850089759772017-03-08T16:07:00.001+08:002017-03-08T16:07:18.254+08:00I just miss Kris Aquino... That's why!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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If people are annoyed with my Taglish way of speaking,</div>
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I will just ask them to make listen to the point I'm making.</div>
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I will just try not to be so affected 'coz it's the real me.</div>
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If people make friends with me and will just make gamit,</div>
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I will just avoid them 'coz that attitude is really pangit.</div>
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If people create chismis na super gawa-gawa or imbento,</div>
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I will just tell them it's untrue like it's very, very not totoo.</div>
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If people think I'm so dumb and that my thoughts are patapon,</div>
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I will just tell them they're wrong but I will not give them reason.</div>
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If people hate me for being overly madaldal,</div>
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I will just be polite and will never make angal.</div>
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If people make more pintas of me 'coz of my imperfection,</div>
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I will just ask them to see the mirror and check their reflection.</div>
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If people are not listening to me kahit my point is so bright,</div>
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I will just insist they're wrong and that sometimes I'm right.</div>
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If people judge me kasi they really do not like my personality,</div>
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I will just remind them of respect and of a thing called diversity.</div>
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-9467303529411774022016-02-10T02:14:00.001+08:002016-02-10T02:14:02.584+08:00Bakit Hindi Na Dapat Ipagdiwang and Valentine's?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Kung talagang nagmamahalan, pwede namang iparamdam oras-oras o minu-minuto. Anung kalokohan ang meron sa February 14? National pabebe day lang 'to sa mga couple's na nagpapanggap na mahal pa ang isa't-isa pero ang totoo, nagkakaumayan na rin! At para sa mga nagsisimula pa lang, hindi naman tayo sure kung magtatagal kayo. Lilipas din 'yan! Oh, sige kayo na may lovelife!</div>
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<b>Hindi Praktikal</b></div>
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Third world country tayo diba? Pambili na lang ng bigas eh ipambibili pa ng bulaklak, stuff toys o kung anu-ano pa! Tapos magrereklamong malaki ang witholding tax eh hindi rin naman consistent sa pagtitipid! Dapat talaga wala nang Valentine's Day! Earth Hour na lang o kaya National Ampalaya Day! Ganern!</div>
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<b>Walang Forever</b></div>
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Lahat may katapusan so bakit pa uumpisahan? Bakit pa papatagalin kung wala namang kasiguruhan? 'Wag niyo kong artihan! Hindi kayo Diyos para i-confirm na may forever. Hangga't hindi sure at wala namang proof, 'wag mag-assume! Pramis, wala talagang poreber! </div>
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Ang love kung totoo at puro, hindi na dapat bigyan pa ng specific day in a year para i-celebrate. way of life na dapat 'yan!</div>
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I love you all!</div>
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-7378479843049198122015-12-16T22:26:00.001+08:002015-12-16T22:29:18.725+08:00Ayoko nang ganito pero bakit ginagawa ko? <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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ako ‘pag nasasaktan ka. Mas doble kasi alam kong ako ang dahilan kung
bakit ka umiiyak. Gusto kong putulin dila ko. Nasaktan kita sa mga sinabi ko.
Mas masakit pa sa mura. Nasaktan kita, sinasaktan kita at ang pinakamasakit - hindi
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-4017706288608106262015-10-30T01:31:00.003+08:002016-04-27T05:28:42.999+08:00My Senators (so far...)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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As early as now, dapat more more ready na tayo sa 2016 election. Wapakelz naman ako kung sino iboboto mo pero sana hindi naman based on gut feel. Aralin mabuti. Dapat may mga bagito para fresh! Okay rin 'yung may mga experienced pero with good track record. </div>
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Nagsimula na akong maglista ng ilan sa mga napupusuan ko. Sure na ko sa mga 'to!</div>
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*Susan Ople (head of the Blas Ople Policy Center that helps overseas Filipino workers (OFWs) in distress</div>
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*Dick Gordon (responsible for the passage of Automated Election Law, National Tourism Policy Act and Compensation for War Veterans)</div>
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*Teofisto "TG" Guingona III (As Congressman, authored a total of thirty (30) bills, seven (7) of which were signed into law, As Senator, most known for his work as the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Accountability of Public Officers and Investigations or the Blue Ribbon Committee)</div>
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*Sherwin Gatchalian (proponent of the feeding program for poor students and author of the Kontra-Hazing Act, Free College Education Act, and Nutri-Skwela Act)</div>
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Ikaw, may bet ka na ba? </div>
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-89907478794970671202015-08-12T03:14:00.000+08:002015-08-12T03:14:01.565+08:00Abusada De Puta<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>Disclaimer: <span style="color: red;">Excuse me. Ito ay ala-open letter para sa isang nilalang na mas may gamit pa kung naging halaman na lang!</span></b><br />
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Hindi kakambal ng age ang wisdom. Isa 'yan sa mga napatunayan mo.<br />
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Tumatanda kang paurong. Kairita ka to the Nth power! No wonder magulo ang buhay mo. It was one of my life's best decision ang alisin ka sa sistema ko. Nakakagigil ka! Wait, bakit ba 'ko asar sa'yo?<br />
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1. <b>Inconsistent ka! </b>Iba sinasabi mo sa ginagawa mo. Pa-victim ka pang gago ka eh ikaw naman lagi ang suspect. Argh!<br />
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2. <b>Mean ka!</b> Hindi mo na-outgrew ang high school life. Akala mo Queen Bee ka pero ang toto, sawang-sawa na ang mga tao sa paligid mo sa maya't-maya mong kakupalan. They just choose to ignore you and your addiction to dramas! Pakyu ka more!<br />
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3. <b>Doble Kara ka! </b>Kambal sa kasamaan ang ugali mo! Mag-ingat ang mga bago mong so-called friends dahil surely, tutuklawin mo rin sila ng katrayduran mo. Soon.<br />
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4. <b>Artista ka!</b> Ang buhay mo ay isang pelikula at siguradong sad ang ending! Paawa ka pang hayup ka! Sa dami ng personalities mo, wala ni isa ang may kunsensya?<br />
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5. <b>Chismosa ka!</b> Scientist ka ba? Inventor ka ng mga kwento. Dami mong alam! Sana lang bago ka magkalat ng kwento, make sure totoo! Hindi ba na-discuss ng Grade 4 English teacher mo ang difference ng Fact sa Opinion?<br />
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<b>I WISH YOU A HAPPY LIFE!!! HANGGANG DITO NA LANG AT PROMISE, WHO YOU KA NA SA'KIN!</b><br />
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<b>AYAN I'M OKAY NA! BOW!</b></div>
Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-13124569343102763692015-07-16T03:04:00.000+08:002015-07-16T03:04:00.662+08:00Famewhores<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Musta mga ka-iskwaters???</div>
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Oh my gulay! Parang kahapon lang pero more than 2 months na pala akong absent sa blogging world.</div>
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Ang sakit-sakit na 'yung dating mahal na mahal kong gawin ay kinakatamaran ko na. Hayst!</div>
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And you know what's hurting me more? Nawala ako pero wala man lang nakaramdam o naghanap man lang. Syet lang, diba? Arrrouch!</div>
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Moving on... </div>
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I looked around at pansin kong marami ang bago. (Aside from malaki pa rin ang tax ko every payday, traffic pa rin ang Edsa, palpak pa rin ang MRT at mga baluga pa rin ang kurakot na pamilyang Binay) </div>
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Ang most noticeable of all, dumarami ang mga famewhores! Bago ba 'to?</div>
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Wala namang masama. Ako rin kaya famewhore. As in. Willing ako magpakapokpok, sumikat lang! Whore na literal na gustong sumikat! Kaya lang one time, ginawa ko nang buffet ang katawan ko para sa bayan pero napuyat lang ako at umuwing lonely and alone.</div>
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Halina't kilalanin natin ang ilan sa mga taong patay-gutom sa atensyon. May aliw factor sila. Subjective nga lang kasi for some they might be annoying.</div>
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<b><i>First... The Pabebe Girls!</i></b></div>
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'Eto ang mga Pabebe girls, wala kayong pakialam kung sikat na sila.</div>
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Totoo bang invited na sila sa Ellen Show?</div>
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<br />Breaking news. Bad news. Hindi matutuloy dahil magsosolo na 'ung walang kilay!</div>
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Tight shot! Taray! Sisikat 'to!</div>
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<b><i>Next... Drew Olivar </i></b></div>
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Oh syet! 'Pag may chance, puntahan mo FB page nitong si Drew Olivar at promise, nakakabaliw ang mga kabaliwan niya! </div>
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Nakakatawa 'yung video na nagpa-deliver siya sa Jollibee at sinalubong niya 'yung rider wearing bikini with crown! Adik lang. </div>
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He's <b><i>papable</i></b> but confeeeermed! Hanapin niyo bilis!!!!</div>
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<b><i>Heto pa... <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.6000003814697px; text-align: left; text-indent: 2px; white-space: nowrap;">DYOSA POCKOH</span></i></b></div>
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Pamilyar ba? Siya yung baklang feeling Anne Curtis. Madalas siyang gumawa ng kung anu-anong gimik na naka-bikini lang. </div>
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Sikat na'tong kumag na 'to! As in!</div>
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T<b>atlo na lang muna. Nakakatamad na magcopy-paste ng pics!!!</b></div>
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<b>Bye.</b></div>
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-58688216558188819962015-04-21T23:04:00.001+08:002015-04-21T23:06:28.945+08:00Nasaan ang Hustisya Edition: Panget VS Pogi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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'Pag pogi ang hindi magaling - trainable.</div>
'Pag panget, hopeless agad! Walang 2nd chance!<br />
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'Pag pogi ang nakabuntis, dapat panagutan!<br />
'Pag panget ang nakabuntis, i-blotter sa barangay!<br />
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'Pag pogi ang nanligaw, sagot agad.<br />
'Pag panget, study first?<br />
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'Pag pogi, admirer.<br />
'Pag panget, stalker?<br />
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'Pag pogi ang may tattoo, cool at astig.<br />
'Pag panget, kriminal!<br />
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'Pag pogi ang nakipagtitigan, kinikilig.<br />
'Pag panget, manyakis!<br />
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'Pag pogi ang tumabi, iisiping soulmate.<br />
'Pag panget, holdaper.<br />
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'Pag pogi ang nagyabang, confident.<br />
'Pag panget, hambog at antipatiko!<br />
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'Pag pogi ang pinagpawisan, HOT!<br />
'Pag panget, dugyot, nanlilimahid, kadiri - yikes!<br />
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'Pag pogi ang sumikat, trending!<br />
'Pag panget, bullying!<br />
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-19879654003126622882015-04-15T00:38:00.002+08:002015-04-15T02:54:50.305+08:00My Top 10 Most Hated Faces of 2015 (...and for life!)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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'Pag dumating ang moment na naiintindihan ko na sinasabi niya, tska ko siya kakausapin at sasabihang tumahimik siya at walang may interes sa lovelife niya! Argh! #galitako</div>
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I invoke my right against self-incrimination! Ayan, guilty ka na for illegal detention kay Ate Benhur Luy! Una pa lang 'yan so expect more conviction! Yey!</div>
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Sino ang hindi napipikon sa TAX?<br />
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I am strong.<br />
Hindi ako madaling maapektuhan ng chismis.<br />
Wala akong pakialam sa iniisip ng iba.<br />
Eh, ano kung galit ka?<br />
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I am invincible.<br />
Kahit anung bagyo pa, kaya ko!<br />
Ngingitian ko lang lahat ng panlalait.<br />
I can be alone but not lonely.<br />
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I am emotionally stable.<br />
Tinatawanan ko lang ang problema.<br />
Nothing can bother me.<br />
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-8545818848098325872015-04-03T03:17:00.001+08:002015-04-03T03:22:35.798+08:00WANTED: LOVE LIFE AND HAPPY LIFE<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Oh syet! Wala akong lovelyf! <strike>Puro Sex Life lang.</strike> </div>
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I couldn't say I had my fair share sa larangan ng landi at kilig. Hinahanap-hanap ko pa until now eh. Kakaiinggit nga yung ibang taken. Hindi sila bagay at walang chemistry pero nagtatagal naman. Patience is a talent din talaga.</div>
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Ewan ko ba. Limot ko na yung feeling na in-love. Nyeta! Kelan ba yung huli? Sino ba huling nagpakasasa sa katawan ko? Hindi naman ako choosy. Ayaw lang talaga nila. Pakshet sila!</div>
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Finally, I can say I'm lonely and alone. Dati kasi in denial ako. More justification pa na okay lang mag-isa kaysa puro naman complications. At least ngayon, aminado akong malungkot ang walang ka-steady. Kakamiss yung thrill at yung ungol na with feelings!</div>
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Hindi naman dapat sa pag-ibig lang dapat umikot ang mundo ko pero kakaburat na rin!</div>
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What should I do??? Ang lungkot ng buhay ko!</div>
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Suicide na ba ang kasagutan? Marcelo Santos III, please help me!</div>
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-23860069661847931092015-04-01T06:19:00.001+08:002015-04-01T06:19:40.403+08:00Bianca Gonzalez on Church Manners<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-68702710266938577142015-03-25T23:17:00.000+08:002015-03-26T07:08:21.014+08:00Sawsaw Edition: The Unfortunate Incident of Krisel Mallari<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b><i>*This is inspired by an exciting <a href="https://sankagesteno.wordpress.com/2015/03/24/dear-miss-salutatorian/">blogpost</a>. Please 'wag seryosohin!</i></b></div>
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Hot topic ngayong graduation season ang kumalat na video ni Krisel Mallari, isang estudyanteng pinahinto during her speech. Sabi, she veered away from the pre-approved speech and instead, more-more rant si ate attacking the school system. Bitter much?</div>
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Hindi kasi siya ang tinanghal na Big Winner ng Sto. Nino Parochial School QC. Allegedly, may switching of ballots kaya nagkaroon ng dagdag-bawas (daw, yata, malay.). Keri na rin sana ang 2nd Big Placer pero syempre, kung obvious na may anomalya, dapat ba nga-nga lang?</div>
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Marami na ang nagbigay ng opinyon tungkol sa isyu. Now is my moment to share mine since libangan ko naman ang makisawsaw.</div>
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Una, saludo ako kay Krisel Mallari. Kababaeng tao, may bayag! Go girl! Some might find her bitter. Eh, ano naman if she is? Bawal ba? She could have resorted to just ignore the issue and move on. Kung nagkaganon, boring! Wala tayong topic ngayon. Ang saya kaya! Not to mention na super effort kaya ang lumaban sa sistema. Walang kasiguruhan kung pakikinggan. The worst, mahusgahan ang paninindigan. Clearly, ang main issue is lack of proper communication. Usap kayo! Basta ganun!</div>
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At first I was torn. Akala ko nagmaldita at pure bitterness lang si girl. Upon reading the <b><a href="http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/metro-manila/03/23/15/viral-qc-schools-salutatorian-speech-interrupted">entire undelivered speech</a></b>, keri naman! Pero, importante rin kasi ang magpasakop sa implementing rules para may maayos na sistema. Mahalaga ang acceptance sa kung ano ang meron. But wait, paano nga kung sa tingin mo ay hindi patas (I hate the word patas. It sounds patatas)? Tatahimik na lang ba? Tatanggapin na lang at iisiping ganun talaga? Give Krisel a chance to be heard. Ayaw pa kasi ipakita ang computation ng grades ng lahat para fair. Nasaan ang transparency? Forever na bang walang closure?</div>
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<i>"Halos taun-taon tuwing matatapos ang school year ay mayroon complaints si G. [Ernesto] Mallari [father] at Krisel Mallari. Laging ipinapaliwanag at kinakausap sila ng paaralan tungkol dito," said an official statement of the school signed by its administrators, teachers, and other staff.</i></div>
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<i>Ipinakita na ng paaralan sa kanyang ama na si G. Ernesto Mallari ang mga grado ng kanyang anak at ang computation nito sa bawat asignatura. Ngunit ang gusto niya raw makuha ang grado ng Valedictorian. Ito ay labag sa policy ng paaralan lalo na kung walang pahintulot ng magulang nito."</i></div>
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I hear your you Sto. Nino Parochial School. OK. Fine. Let's go!</div>
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<li>Sana in-off na lang yung audio para hindi naging viral.</li>
<li>Dapat ay pinabasa at pina-approve na lang din ni Krisel yung speech niya.</li>
<li>Sumikat ang school. Sumikat si Krisel. Sana makapasok siya sa PBB House.</li>
<li>Eh kung dalawa na lang sana ang Valedictorian? Pwede naman siguro. Dalawa nga mayors ng Makati eh!</li>
<li>Kumusta kaya yung 1st Honorable Mention? Tanggap niya kaya?</li>
<li>Kailan huhupa ang usaping ito? Sana classmates pa rin sila sa college. Exciting!</li>
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-26254547056474089332015-03-21T03:57:00.002+08:002015-03-21T03:57:57.070+08:00Confession of a Bully Blogger - Unedited<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Every time I try to blog again, hindi ko alam kung paano sisimulan. Ayaw na yata sa 'kin ng blogging. Hindi ko alam kung sabaw lang. Feeling ko dahil masalimuot lang talaga 'yung experiences ko involving bloggers. Traumatic yata...</div>
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May mga pros and cons when I decided to mingle with other bloggers. Maraming pros. Marami ring cons. Isang malaking bagay na naging bahagi ako ng isang group na marami nang natulungan. Sobrang fulfilling 'yun! I'll be forever thankful na naging part ako. I promise I won't quit. 'Di tulad ng iba jan! </div>
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Sa kabilang banda, may mga nakilala ring naging kaibigan... na eventually naging kaaway. As in! </div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Perfect na araw para sa mga lovers out there. Para sa mga uber excited madiligan ng ambon ng kalandian - araw niyo 'to!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sa mga tulad kong kinalimutan na ang pag-asang muli pang kikiligin maliban sa pag-ihi, halina at samahan niyo ako sa itinerary ko ngayon darating na Stupid Cupid Day of Hearts.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Gawing busy ang sarili sa pamamagitan ng pakikipag-text buong araw. Gumawa ng personalized Valentine's message sa lahat ng tao na nasa phonebook mo. Sa mga kakilalang taken at masaya sa relasyong meron sila, send them chain text message at 'wag titigil hangga't hindi sila napipikon o kahit maistorbo man lang.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Just pretend that you hate your life for being single kaya more, more write ka ng suicide note at i-post sa FB wall mo para naman makakuha ka ng atensyon sa mga friends. Para hindi sila mapikon afterwards, sabihin mong na-hack temporarily ang iyong account o kaya ay sabihing in-open ng Ex mong walanghiya. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3. <b>Dalawin ang Mga Yumaong Kamag-anak</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Since nga-nga, gawing makabuluhan ang araw ng mga puso sa pamamagitan ng pagbibigay respeto sa mga dedz na relatives. Kausapin, kumustahin at humingi na rin ng tulong sa kanila at i-wish na sana ay huling taon mo na itong loveless on a Valentine's Day at sana ay matagpuan mo na ang taong kayang pagtiisan ang mga asim at sapak mo sa katawan (inside and out).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Iwasan ang mga matataong lugar tulad ng mall, park o kahit anung lugar na madalas puntahan ng mga nang-iinggit na 'In a Relationship' ang status. Gumising ng madaling-araw at mag-out of town. Ang perfect place ay sa mga payapang bundok na hindi pa masyadong naakyat ng mga professional climbers. Ituring ang February 14 as your day to think and reflect. Tanungin ang sarili kung ang pagiging single ba ay karma, sumpa o kamalasan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Gasgas na libangan ng mga loveless ang pagpa-pamper sa sarili. Ituturing itong self-reward mula sa araw-araw na stress at pressure na kinakaharap kahit na ang totoo naman ay wala lang talagang mapagtuunan ng atensyon. Waaaaaah Losssseeeerrrr! Ituloy lang ang ganitong gawi at mas swak ang quality 'ME Time' moments ngayong araw ng mga puso.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kung required ngayong Valentine's na sagutin ang tanong na 'Para kanino ka bumabangon?', magsisimatayan ang mga single boys and girls for sure. Para hindi masyadong tragic, da best thing to do sa pagpatak ng araw na ito ay ang pananatili at pagkukulong sa kwarto. 'Wag kumain, 'wag tumayo, 'wag ng kumilos sa araw na ito at ipagpabukas ang lahat ng gagawin. Ayon sa chinese horoscope, bawal mag-celebrate ang mga single ngayong Valentine's dahil mamalasin at tatanda mag-isa unless mapanlabanan ang kapangyarihang itim.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kung matigas ang ulo mo, don't do any of the previous items. Mag-log in sa FB at hanapin ang accounts ng mga Ex mong kundi happily married ay happily taken naman. I-check mo kung gaano sila kasaya nang mas makumprima mo ang nadaramang pangungulila at kalungkutan. Go malling or strolling sa park at tingnan kung gaano ka-sweet ang mga masasayang couples on a date. I-browse ang mga old messages ng Ex sa 'yong Cellphone at mag-moment ka buong araw. Manuod ng mga romantic movies at patayin ang sarili sa inggit. Kung ito ang gusto mo - may problema ka!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Marami pang pwedeng gimik ngayong Valentine's Day kung ikaw ay single and available. I just gave you options but seriously, may mga mas makabuluhan pang mga bagay ang maaaring gawin.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It's just a status not your life. Ang importante ay nakangiti at masaya ka. Nandyan naman ang mga kapamilya at kabarkada to cheer you up.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dasal-dasal din kasi para makita at makilala si 'The One'...</span></div>
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Hindi rin dahil sabaw.</div>
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Maraming pwedeng inspirasyon.</div>
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Maraming pwedeng panghugutan ng emosyon.</div>
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May nawala. May bumalik. May iniwan. May kinalimutan!</div>
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-40733836895742137852014-10-01T00:28:00.000+08:002014-10-01T03:15:07.858+08:00BITTER ka ba?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Hindi ako bitter. Hindi ka bitter. Walang taong bitter.<br />
1st Sypmtom ng Pagka-bitter:<b> In Denial!</b><br />
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Kaipokritahan ang claiming na hindi naging bitter kailanman. </div>
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Paano ba masasabing nagmamapait ang isang tao? If you have someone you consider as 'The one who got away...' or if there are times na hypophreniac ka- confeermeed! Bitter ka!</div>
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Here are some signs to help you conclude kung love mo ang Ampalaya Bitter Herbs...</div>
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1. Laging hindi mo bet ang nagiging jowa ng friend mo dahil ang totoo, may HD ka kay friend!</div>
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2. You claim na hindi mo na iniisip si EX pero after the breakup, gumulo ang mundo mo dahil siya lang ang huling taong kumumpleto sa'yo. </div>
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3. Nami-miss mo siya. Lagi siyang nasa isip mo. May mga kanta at lugar na nagpapaalala nung kayo pa. Eh 10 years na kayong wala.</div>
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4. Ang tagal mo nang single. Sabi mo you just love yourself more and you don't want to settle for less pero ang totoo, mahal mo pa kasi.</div>
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5. Lagi kang taken. Iba-iba ang partner pero hndi tumatagal. Hindi ka nababakante. .Yung totoo? Ilang panakip butas ang kailangan mo? </div>
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6. May nararamdaman kang hindi maipalawanag sa tuwing makikita mo mga posts niya sa news feed mo. </div>
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7. Hindi ka masaya 'pag masaya siya pero masaya ka 'pag emo siya. Demonyo ka ba?</div>
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8. Kabisado mo pa rin theme song niyo at nagbabalik ang lahat nung kayo pa sa tuwing kinakanta mo 'to.</div>
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9. Inabot ng taon ang pagmumukmok mo habang hindi naman inabot ng 40 days ang relasyon niyo.</div>
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10. Post ka ng post sa FB ng mga dates mo. Umaasang sana makita ni EX para isipin niyang you've totally moved on. Kahit sa sarili mo, alam mong hindi pa. #Kawawa</div>
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Kung may maidadagdag ka pa, please feel free add na lang. </div>
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<strike>I need to move on! </strike></div>
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-56604126247545692702014-09-25T04:34:00.000+08:002014-09-25T04:34:25.370+08:00Iskwater Lang<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag tumitig, in love na </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">agad</span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hindi ba pwedeng tulala at may iniisip lang?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag nag-extra rice, matakaw na</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">agad</span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hindi ba pwedeng rice person lang?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag nangutang, gipit na</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">agad</span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hindi ba pwedeng sinusubok lang ang friendship?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag inaantok, puyat na</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">agad</span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hindi ba pwedeng bored lang?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag mali ang sagot, bobo na agad?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hindi ba pwedeng slow lang?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag sumigaw, galit na</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">agad</span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hindi ba pwedeng nagvo-vocalize lang?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag naluha, malungkot na</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">agad</span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hindi ba pwedeng napuwing lang?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag nanghingi ng food, patay gutom na</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">agad</span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hindi ba pwedeng naglalambing lang?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag nanlibre, mayaman na</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">agad</span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hindi ba pwedeng paandar lang?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag na-miss si Ex, mahal</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> na </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">agad</span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hindi ba pwedeng bitter lang?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag pumayat, may sakit na agad?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag nag-starbucks, sosyal na agad?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag umabsent sa trabaho, magre-resign na agad?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag hindi binati, snob na agad?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag nag-casino, sugarol na agad?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag nilalandi, crush na agad?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag blogger, writer na agad?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Pag nagmura, masamang tao na agad?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Taenang 'yan!</span></div>
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com52tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-64276677524027616162014-08-22T00:59:00.000+08:002014-08-22T01:00:40.953+08:00WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?<div style="text-align: center;">
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How many have you tried among the following items?<br />
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1. Shoplifting in any department stores, groceries, supermarkets or alike within the last five years<br />
2. Engaging in an outdoor sexual encounter with a total stranger<br />
3. Answering a random but critical call of nature in the middle of nowhere without any sanitary back ups<br />
4. Attending special occasions or important activities not wearing any undies<br />
5. Sticking your booger underneath a table or workstation<br />
6. Repeatedly wearing same underwear for at least three consecutive days<br />
7. Sniffing your own upper, lower, midwest or midsouth body odor<br />
8. Fulfilling sexual fantasies alone in public places like office building's fire exit, friend's house or food chain's washroom<br />
9. Swallowing your own puke<br />
10. Intentionally not paying fare when taking FX or any PUV's<br />
11. Checking your own underboobs to see wether it's wet or dry (or powdery)<br />
12. Giving sexually provocative look to a prospect prior to official introduction<br />
13. Singing aloud in a group of people with wrong lyrics<br />
14. Washing dishes using recycled H2O<br />
15. Sleeping on a stinky bed<br />
16. Refilling containers of branded products with less expensive or local version of the item<br />
17. Taking home free toiletries from a hotel<br />
18. Having forced diet due to financial shortage<br />
19. Growing your hair and claiming that you want to set a trend where in fact you just can't afford a decent haircut<br />
20. Not seeing any flick on a movie house for the last six months<br />
21. Doing window shopping more than twice a week<br />
22. Staying for hours in a well-known coffee shop without ordering but has been freely accessing wi-fi or just playing gadget games<br />
23. Smoking Mark, Champion, Fortune or any less than 1 peso per stick brands of cigarettes<br />
24. Using a so-called "jumper" or a "splitter" to save electric and cable bills respectively<br />
25. Purposely not returning excessive change from a purchased product<br />
26. Making friends to acquire status symbol or financial benefits<br />
27. Not experiencing AirConditioning and electric fan is the only source of ventilation in the household<br />
28. Graduating from a high school which was named after the place where you live, known Philippine Heroes or former Presidents (examples: Tabing Dagat National High School, Mataas na Paaralan ng Sapang Bato, Jose Pidal Science High School and FPJ Experimental High School)<br />
29. Pigging out on a party of a not-so-closed friend with a secretly kept and packed foods to bring home<br />
30. Writing down personal contact numbers on places like mall comfort rooms and on the backseats of public buses to search for possible phonepals, textmates, dates and hook ups.<br />
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WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? No judgment.Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-57615354158111147892014-07-24T02:14:00.003+08:002014-07-24T02:14:49.413+08:00Tanga Wala. Walang Tanga.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Kung sinasabi mong sinabi ko at sinasabi mong may nasasabi ako, ano 'yang pinagsasabi mo?<br />
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Kung inaakala mong aakalain ko ang inaakala mo, akala mo lang 'yun!<br />
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Kung nagwawala ka dahil walang-wala ka, walang mawawala kung mawawala ka.<br />
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Kung iniisip mong iniisip ko dahil naisip mo ang naiisip ko, mag-isip-isip ka na.<br />
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Kung gawain mo ang gumawa ng mga gawa-gawa dahil wala kang magawa, ano 'yang ginagawa mo?<br />
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Kung pinag-uusapan niyo ang mga pag-uusap ng mga nag-uusap, pakiusap, pag-usapan niyo 'yan!<br />
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Kung alam mo lang na alam ko ang nalalaman mo dahil alam mo ang nalalaman ko, ayoko nang alamin!<br />
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Ngayon, 'pag sinabi ko sa sa tropa mong "Tanga ka!, sino sa tingin mo ang sinasabihan kong tanga?<br />
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Ikaw ba?Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-3188183254412864912014-07-11T21:22:00.001+08:002014-07-11T21:22:45.098+08:00PBO Special Movie Screening For A Cause: LUCY Starring Scarlett Johansson<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-62555502990022749932014-06-27T02:09:00.004+08:002014-06-27T02:41:44.065+08:00SAY NO TO DRUGS... and LOOM BANDS!<span style="text-align: justify;">Dahil nasa mood akong mambasag ng trip ng iba, hear me out here!</span><br />
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Let's talk about LOOM BANDS. Trip mo ba ang all of a sudden popularity ng mga kininam na mulit-colored lastiko? </div>
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'Di ko gets! Why oh why? Obsession to the highest level!</div>
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Walang benefits. Pang-jejemon. Waste of time and money. KALOKOHAN!</div>
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Mas maiintindihan ko kung mga kids lang ang hayuk. May mga bilat pang pauso at sinasama sa jeje fashion statement nila. And look around, all ages na biktima ng pakana ng mga kapitalistang panginoon ng komersyalismo. Katarantaduhang kontrabando ang hinayupak na pausong rainbow looms! Yikes!</div>
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Wait, eh kung makachamba ng made in China tapos may lason pala? Jackpot! </div>
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If I know, majority ng mga humaling na humaling eh nakikiuso lang naman. Dahil trending at para maging 'in', go lang ng go. Push n'yo 'yan mga teh! Kunsabagay, it's better than doing drugs. </div>
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Shucks! Thant's the only benefit. BETTER THAN DOING DRUGS! Pero sa gastos at level ng addictive factor, it's a tie!</div>
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Kinginameij, uso kasi!!!</div>
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Wala namang masamang sumabay sa uso pero this one, Shit lang!</div>
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#HaterAngPeg</div>
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-25151445197487991722014-06-03T01:29:00.000+08:002014-06-03T01:40:13.516+08:00PASA LOAD<div style="text-align: justify;">
Hindi ka kumibo nang sabihin kong baka ito na ang huli nating pagkikita. Ilang segundong tingin lang ang tugon mo. Hindi ko alam kung okay lang sa'yo o hindi ka lang naniniwala. Baka nasanay ka na sa walang katapusan kong drama. </div>
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'Yun na ang huli nating pagkikita at pag-uusap.</div>
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Habang isa-isa kong binubura ang mga text messages mo, isa-isa ring nanunumbalik ang mga ngiti at kilig. Pampalubag-loob ang panandalian at pansamantalang saya. Hindi man naging happy ending, okay na rin 'yung minsan kong inakalang totoo ang ever after. </div>
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Hanggang ngayon ay hindi ako sigurado kung isang malaking joke ang namagitan sa atin. Kung anu't anuman, ayaw ko na ring malaman. Nakakatakot lang at baka hindi pabor sa akin ang katotohanan. </div>
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Kaninang umaga pagkagising, isang missed call mula sa'yo. Dinelete ko ang mga texts messages at contact mo sa phonebook ko pero kabisado ko pa pala mga numero mo. Uy, naalala mo 'ko.</div>
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Isang malaking tanong ang pagpaparamdam mo. Na-miss mo ba 'ko o paubos na ang load mo? <br />
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Senyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336028931174006263.post-48132967922709642552014-05-06T19:48:00.002+08:002014-05-06T19:48:37.323+08:00Imaginary LovelifeSummer na summer na pero 'eto ako at nanlalamig! #EmoMuch<br />
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Despite the fact that I'm uber busy left and right, nakaisip na naman ako ng kakaibang trip. It might sound pathetic pero ok lang.<br />
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Effective April 24, I'm taken! Courtesy of my imaginary lover. Oh my... I'm so0 kinikilig! Eeeeehhhhh!!!<br />
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We will be celebrating our 1st Monthsary on May 24. Grabe, 'di ako makaisip ng da best na ganap sa araw na yan! Shall we go out of town? Staycation? Ano kaya?<br />
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Any suggestments?<br />
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So far, smooth sailing naman ang lahat sa amin. Walang masyadong away. Tampuhan lang kasi wala raw akong time sa kanya. Medyo may pagka-demanding sa time and communication. I'm not complaining. I find it sweet kaya...<br />
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Sana magtagal kami. I look forward to share everything about us. #PatheticMuchSenyor Iskwaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06600272587810688249noreply@blogger.com11