1. Do not expect the world to be truthful if you're not.
2. Fake friends are more expensive than the real ones.
3. Faking happens when you try too hard.
4. If my honesty annoys you, you're annoying.
5. Safe is borderline Fake.
6. Fake friends suck on one thing they don't have - value.
7. Be True! Be True! Be True! If you can't, Fake it!